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Jai Hind

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Celebrating 59 years of Indian Republic

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January 26, 2009 at 2:30 am

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2 Years, 1 500 000 pageviews & counting…

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Today, 12th Dec, marks the 2nd Anniversary of this Blog.

Content wise this year was rather slow with less than 75 new posts, but the viewership this year was most successful with as high as 8220 pageviews is a single day. This year I felt that  am getting less time to sit and write, with many posts getting buried deep in drafts just for the reason that though the text was ready, the screenshots were not. Needless to say those were the technical posts. It was then that I realized that I need to leave the ‘My Technical Blog’ commitment and come up with some miscellaneous ramblings too to keep myself active on the blog.

What’s new on this anniversary day? Well not much! Just that I am back with a new enthusiasm, and two new links on the sidebar to separate Technical Posts from Miscellaneous ones. To achieve the separation I tagged all posts either with TechPosts or with MiscPosts. Thanks to the ‘Quick Edit’ feature in the New WordPress Dashboard I was able to do this in very less time. And a large number of earliest posts (all were mostly technical) were tagged many at a time using the new ‘Bulk Edit’ feature.

Which posts were people reading most in these years? Here are they ordered by number of pageviews (highest on top)

Two posts that were the top viewed ones when I reviewed the Year One now surprisingly stand on 10th and 28th position respectively. Though only 7 posts from above are from year 2, the pageviews for these 7 pages, combined, far exceed those of others combined.

Any suggestions for what to add on this blog in future are most welcome. Thanks for your time reading this post.

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December 12, 2008 at 12:01 am

Children’s Day

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14th of Nov, Pt. Jawahar Lal Nehru’s birthday is celebrated in India as Children’s Day, for he loved children very much.

Today when I returned from work, my 6 year old son came to me complaining “Papa it’s not fair na?”

“What?”, I asked.

On “Teacher’s Day” it was a holiday in school, but today on “Children’s Day” it was not!!

Where do this young children get ideas from?

Note : 5th September, Dr. Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan’s birthday, is celebrated as Teacher’s Day in India. I don’t remember if it was a school holiday or not but my son did :)

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November 14, 2008 at 4:14 pm

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Randy Pausch Health Update

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I was shocked to see term “Randy Pausch Death” on the Google Trends. So was it all over? As per his health updates, it seemed unlikely and thus I searched Google News and found the trends to be for rumours.

Those who wish to get the latest updates please access his Health Update Page instead of searching on Google.

I found a very cute page where Randy was taking care of the three kids at Home when his wife was out in Spain. Randy here posted a few pics of there activity that day. Most humorous pic is the one where Randy is with the children holding a newspaper. The pic is titled “The Kids are Still Alive” and description on side says


Any hostage taker worth his salt knows you need to send a photo with today’s newspaper to prove the hostages are still alive.

When SMS turns into Spam Messaging Services

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Doctor, Engineer or Actor! Which profession suits you the best? To find out sms JOB (Your Name) to 51515 E.g.: JOB Raj to 51515. Rs.3/sms

This is a sample SMS that is delivered to its customers by Vodafone’s (Mumbai, India) marketing department. I wonder if there really are people who use these type of sms services that are far from truth. Say I send JOB SHAHRUKH what job suggestion will return back. ACTOR? Then I think Vodafone is suggesting that everyone who bear name Amitabh, Shahrukh or Aamir are best suited to work as actor. If the returned job suggestions is NOT ACTOR then we should say to our very Shahrukh Khan “Hey you are misfit in what you are doing! Why don’t you try something else”

What do you say?

SMS

Photo Courtesy: pouwerkerk

Here are some more interesting SMSs

Kya aap romantic hain? Kaisi hai apki romantic life life? Janiye yeh sab! Sms VAL (ur Date of Birth) to 53131. For eg. VAL 25041982 to 53131. Rs3/sms

Ab check karein kitna pyaar hai do logon mein. sms SOUL (your name) (your partners name) to 53131. E.g. SOUL Saif Kareena to 53131. Rs3/sms

Just imagine what will happen if your wife sends your date of birth for the first sms above to recieve “HIGHLY ROMANTIC” and your’s and her name for the second sms to get result “TOO LOW”!!!… guess ! guess guess!!!!

Some more….

Smart, Intelligent, hard working aur kya khubiyan hein aap mein! SMS NAME (apna naam) to 51515 par aur janiye apne baare mein. E.g. Name Salman to 51515. Rs3/sms

Red, Green, Yellow, Black or Blue! Aapka favourite colour batata hai hai aapki personality ke baare mein. SMS COLOR to 53131 Rs3/sms

Aap ke sone ke tareeke se pata chalti hai aapki personality. Sms SLEEP to 51515 par aur janiye apni personality ke baare mein. Rs3/sms

Oh! So there are so many ways to know about your own personality! Which one should I use to know about myself?? Why not all three!!! Here we go!!! … Seems like I have Multiple Personalities (disorder) :(

Here are some more…

Jaaniye Love Guru se 10 golden rules jinse aap jeet sakte hai kisi bhi ladki ka dil. SMS karein RULES to 51515. Rs3/sms

Har insaan ke andar chupa hua hai ek leader. Aapke andar ka leader kaun hai. SMS karein IDOL (apna naam) to 51515 par. For eg: IDOL Kareena. Rs3/sms

Feels like Partner-2 and Leader-102…

Got bored reading all these above messeges? Hey don’t forget these are samples from what I get each day!!
If you are one of those using these services remember all these SMSs have a single thing in common and that’s “Rs3/sms”… so whatever be the content, intention is the same! Increase your bill or decrease your talktime, Rs.3 at a time.

Jaago Grahak Jaago!

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May 8, 2008 at 1:02 am

Takethosepictures.com – Revelations

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I was just notified about TakeThosePictures.com .. so another of spam sites coming, I thought and putting the url in address bar opened the site. The site looked like something I had seen before… and yes that indeed looked exactly like and seems to be from the makers for crazypicsonline.com. The way the background image was reduced to grayscale and then blurred and the login section placed in the middle, the borders everything was exactly the same.

Then I looked closely, the pictures in background felt familiar, the pics the text below them… that was a screenshot from images.google.com!!! What an hard work for creating a site

BEWARE : THE SITE TAKETHOSEPICTRUES.COM IS A SCAM TO GET MORE EMAIL ADDRESSES

Listed below are some of the most popular posts on this blog on which you are now, if you feel like reading something, instead of wasting time on scam sites.

Related to Windows Live Services and Windows Live Writer

Tweaking registry Series

Others

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May 1, 2008 at 1:10 am

TheFunPics.com – Funniest of Invisible Pics

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The fun about TheFunPics.com is that it seems that it is about pics and fun and funny pics, but it has nothing. Putting thefunpics.com in address bar takes you to no where. So what’s funny about it??

Here are a few most visited links from this blog you or on currently.

Related to Windows Live Services and Windows Live Writer

Tweaking registry Series

Others

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April 29, 2008 at 11:22 am