Jalaj P. Jha Technical & Miscellaneous Ramblings

Love is a Matter Of Chemistry

Smile for here are a few one liners for you.

• The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. – Lily Tomlin
• One disadvantage of having nothing to do is you can’t stop and rest. – Franklin P. Jones
• Remember: the average is as close to the bottom as it is to the top. – Anonymous
• Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
• Heat causes things to expand. Thus, in summer the days are longer.
• They took a nationwide poll to see what type of natural disaster people feared the least. Avalanche won by a landslide.
• Ever wondered why there’s no window in the airplane’s toilet? Because, really, who’s going to see in?
• If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
• My sister used to work for the government, but now she has seniority.
• Those who think it’s tough to make a living as a writer of fiction have obviously never cheated on their income tax.
• I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first
• A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with. And a conjunction is a bad thing to begin a sentence with
• If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
• People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first
• I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. -Ashleigh Brilliant
• Most new ideas look crazy at first. Most old ideas look crazy at last.
• I was born in 1958. That’s the room right next to 1957
• Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
• Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
• Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.