Jalaj P. Jha Technical & Miscellaneous Ramblings

Funny Good Morning SMS

May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand,Inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart,And a clear signal all day long. Good Morning & Nice day!

Each Moment in a day,
has its own value-
Morning brings hope,
Afternoon brings faith,
Evening brings love,
Night brings rest,
Wish u find them all today.
Good Morning

Have u done 2 of the most
important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long…….
Just kidding, wish u have a nice day

No Toothbrush
No Tea
No Breakfast
No Ssnnan
No God’s Pooja
No
No
No
No
No
No
Sabse Pehle
Apun Ka SMS
Good Morning

birds are chillaying
murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing
sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring
peacock is naching
all are kahing
to u Good Morning
&
u r still soying???

Morning Voices
UK: Hi dear
USA:Good morning
China Mehow
Japan:Shanhow
Italy:manichi
India:Namastay
France:sanchay
Pakistan: uth baigairat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain

We have a Strange and Unique Friendship.. U-Strange. Me-Unique! Ha,ha,ha. Smile my friend. its a Beautiful Morning!

In French: "Bon jour"
In Spanish: "Te Quiro"
In Italian " Teamo"
In Yugoslav "Volim Te"
In English "Good Morning"
In Punjabi " Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?"

U know ur one smile can kill 1000 s of…Save the world ..Start brushing from today itself… Good Morning ..Have a nice day…

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Doctors prescription 4 u…
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner…
Doctor’s fees?
A SMS whenever u r free….
Good Morning!