Jalaj P. Jha Technical & Miscellaneous Ramblings

Interesting PJ’s

Interesting? Well many people don’t find PJ’s interesting (that’s why these are called Pakaau Jokes) but still they are interesting and thus keep floating mouth to mouth, mailbox to mailbox. Here are a few PJs. By default you will see only questions. To see the answer highlight the lines following the question (a ctrl+A key combination would work best)

Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
Ans: On Television....
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Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
Ans: He'll ask:  "Where is Pop Corn?"
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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
Ans: It means....  Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
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Q: What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
Ans: Wear a T-SHIRT.

Q: What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
Ans: Group discussion when he is alone.
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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
Ans:  Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
Ans: MARUTI 800!!!
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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did
not follow him.
Why?
Ans: Bcoz the Dog was afraid, 'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'
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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother. What did he name the bank?
Ans: "I CHI I CHI I" Bank.
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Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
Ans: Simple! The Latter is Vaccinated...!!
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