Jalaj P. Jha Technical & Miscellaneous Ramblings

Google won’t find Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is, since 2005, subject to jokes popularly known as Chuck Norris Facts. Here’s a glimpse

• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

.. and the one below.

The Page says "Google won't find Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

The page also suggests two alternatives

• Run, before he finds you
• Try a different person

Well it’s not really the Google results page a page from a site that serves only this page that look like a Google search results page. The concept was just that you open up Google, type in Google Chuck Norris and press I’m Feeling Lucky button and the page that serves up is the one above. Why Google Chuck Norris and not Chuck Norris. Well just because this site www.nochucknorris.com does not show up as first result for later! Let’s see when it succeeds.