Archive for May 8th, 2008
When SMS turns into Spam Messaging Services
Doctor, Engineer or Actor! Which profession suits you the best? To find out sms JOB (Your Name) to 51515 E.g.: JOB Raj to 51515. Rs.3/sms
This is a sample SMS that is delivered to its customers by Vodafone’s (Mumbai, India) marketing department. I wonder if there really are people who use these type of sms services that are far from truth. Say I send JOB SHAHRUKH what job suggestion will return back. ACTOR? Then I think Vodafone is suggesting that everyone who bear name Amitabh, Shahrukh or Aamir are best suited to work as actor. If the returned job suggestions is NOT ACTOR then we should say to our very Shahrukh Khan “Hey you are misfit in what you are doing! Why don’t you try something else”
What do you say?
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Here are some more interesting SMSs
Kya aap romantic hain? Kaisi hai apki romantic life life? Janiye yeh sab! Sms VAL (ur Date of Birth) to 53131. For eg. VAL 25041982 to 53131. Rs3/sms
Ab check karein kitna pyaar hai do logon mein. sms SOUL (your name) (your partners name) to 53131. E.g. SOUL Saif Kareena to 53131. Rs3/sms
Just imagine what will happen if your wife sends your date of birth for the first sms above to recieve “HIGHLY ROMANTIC” and your’s and her name for the second sms to get result “TOO LOW”!!!… guess ! guess guess!!!!
Some more….
Smart, Intelligent, hard working aur kya khubiyan hein aap mein! SMS NAME (apna naam) to 51515 par aur janiye apne baare mein. E.g. Name Salman to 51515. Rs3/sms
Red, Green, Yellow, Black or Blue! Aapka favourite colour batata hai hai aapki personality ke baare mein. SMS COLOR to 53131 Rs3/sms
Aap ke sone ke tareeke se pata chalti hai aapki personality. Sms SLEEP to 51515 par aur janiye apni personality ke baare mein. Rs3/sms
Oh! So there are so many ways to know about your own personality! Which one should I use to know about myself?? Why not all three!!! Here we go!!! … Seems like I have Multiple Personalities (disorder) 
Here are some more…
Jaaniye Love Guru se 10 golden rules jinse aap jeet sakte hai kisi bhi ladki ka dil. SMS karein RULES to 51515. Rs3/sms
Har insaan ke andar chupa hua hai ek leader. Aapke andar ka leader kaun hai. SMS karein IDOL (apna naam) to 51515 par. For eg: IDOL Kareena. Rs3/sms
Feels like Partner-2 and Leader-102…
Got bored reading all these above messeges? Hey don’t forget these are samples from what I get each day!!
If you are one of those using these services remember all these SMSs have a single thing in common and that’s “Rs3/sms”… so whatever be the content, intention is the same! Increase your bill or decrease your talktime, Rs.3 at a time.
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
